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Poster: cosmicola Date: Apr 30, 2009 11:39pm
Forum: feature_films Subject: Re: The Last Wonan?

I dated one of those once, a real "New Agey" kinda gal. We spent a few days together, and sometime during a weekend of camping, chanting, crystals, drumming and licensed massage therapy, she took me on a five-mile hike, did a dance to the Zeta Reticulan mothership, then she suddenly turned into a 7-foot-tall blonde bigfoot and dumped me out in the woods near Sedona. I call her "Wonan the Barbarienne." She was definitely "The LAST Wonan" for me, boy oh boy!

B-movies rot your brain, y'know. That's MY excuse. :)